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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!




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justwanttogetfit:

Love this so much.

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do-not-touch-my-food:

Mac and Cheese Grilled Cheese

do-not-touch-my-food:

Mac and Cheese Grilled Cheese




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My life is a constant battle between

shreddedtopanga:

wanting to be thin and wanting to be strong af

wanting to be in a relationship and wanting to be left alone

wanting to buy things and wanting to be financially secure

wanting to be adventurous and wanting to have a set life plan



theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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I do this. I tell myself every morning that it is going to be a great day and that I’m not going to let anyone affect that.

I do this. I tell myself every morning that it is going to be a great day and that I’m not going to let anyone affect that.

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Happiness is an inside job. Don’t assign anyone else that much power over your life.
Mandy Hale (via geminijunebaby)


snapchatting:

hearing people chew is seriously the worst sound in the world

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Forget yesterday - it has already forgotten you. Don’t sweat tomorrow - you haven’t even met. Instead, open your eyes and your heart to a truly precious gift - today.
Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via observando)




ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep