Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
wanting to be thin and wanting to be strong af
wanting to be in a relationship and wanting to be left alone
wanting to buy things and wanting to be financially secure
wanting to be adventurous and wanting to have a set life plan
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
I do this. I tell myself every morning that it is going to be a great day and that I’m not going to let anyone affect that.
Mandy Hale (via geminijunebaby)
Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via observando)
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep